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a rap group consisting of: Travis Barker (Blink 182), Skinhead Rob (The Transplants), and Paul Wall (Get Money, Stay True)
skinhead rob expen$ive taste man what the fuck you think
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When a member of the Jersey Shore does too much cocaine
Snooki had to take an Long Island IV last Friday.
Georgia Mather-Ives is Very Good Mate And Repects Everyone Around Her, She Is Kind, Beautiful And So Funny. Everyone Loves Her And She Is Big Fan Of One Direction And JLS. She Is A Beautiful Singer And Sings Too Get Things Off Her Mind.
Boy: Wooh
Boy2: What?
Boy: I Want A Georgia Mather-Ives
Boy2: Same Here!
He is a penny sniffer, and a dollar whiffer.
‘Zontavious Rambletinker IV is so goofy ahh’
Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is a phrase used in the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. It is used like A Multci-tool of words, Basically meaning that you have an advantage, it is also a reference to checkers and how you stack pieces to become a king, Also used as a compliment in some case, If used in the proper context, you will have a gopnik friend for life. Tell Babushka to make some buterbrod for your komrades at home, a hungry gopnik is a angry gopnik, a fed gopnik is a true komrade.
Russian 1 "Чики Брики Ив Дамке!"w
*Buys shots of vodka for Komrades*
Komrades "Теперь он не западный шпион! Он знает, как к нам относятся гопники Правильно! Опа!!"
Russian 2 "Я скажу Бабушке сделать немного бутерброда дома, пойдем, Комрадес!"
English Tourist " What Hell Does Cheeki Breeki iv Damke Even Mean!!!??"
Russian Translator " Ah You see Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke is Russian saying meaning you have advantage, like compliment for slav."
Russian Translator " Так где же живет Бабушка? Я поеду на Ладе и выпью пару водок! Опа !!"
Komrades And Russian 2 "Опа !"
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; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;
Person two:oh god not again
St Ives High is a high school runover by eshlads, eshays and adlays alike, everybody likes to hit a fat stig in the bathroom then make out with each other.
- bongwater hits 420
oh wow, St Ives High School is fucking garbage even Mr Watson can never catch us stigging!!111!
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