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When you are broke and a good friend or family member helps you out with a nice amount of cash. It's usually just a loan but with very flexible condition.
Student1:
Hey man! Lets go out this weekend!
Student2:
Can't dude. Have to wait another 2 weeks till I get my money jab from dad.
When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.
Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.
The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.
'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'
'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'
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A direct jab to the vagina, not as devastating as the cunt punt.
The bitch was trippin so I socked it to her with a vag jab!
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A witty video making internet company that gained world wide acclaim with their rendition of "This Land is Our Land" featuring George W. Bush and that France loving, ball gag wearing surrender monkey John Fing Kerry. It was posted so frequently to internet message boards that the phrase "jib jab" came to mean "this has already been posted 37 times you melvin asshat."
New thread: Great funny new video about the election!
Reply 1: Jib Jab
Reply 2 (By thread initiator): What is Jib Jab?
Reply 3: Jib Jab is Jib Jab you jib jab jib jabber! JIB JAB!
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Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.
Most popular in Brooklyn 99
Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.
Most popular in Brooklyn 99
6 piece McNugget hold the nugget.
I pulled a jab-daddy in the game yesterday