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money jab

When you are broke and a good friend or family member helps you out with a nice amount of cash. It's usually just a loan but with very flexible condition.

Student1:
Hey man! Lets go out this weekend!

Student2:
Can't dude. Have to wait another 2 weeks till I get my money jab from dad.

by Sisko warrior May 12, 2008


Falcon Jab

The act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.

'Dude, you just falcon jabbed the shit out of me!!!'

'Did you just falcon jab that kid over there? I think he's dead.'

by Broldsy May 18, 2009

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Vag Jab

A direct jab to the vagina, not as devastating as the cunt punt.

The bitch was trippin so I socked it to her with a vag jab!

by anonymous web guy August 5, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jib jab

A witty video making internet company that gained world wide acclaim with their rendition of "This Land is Our Land" featuring George W. Bush and that France loving, ball gag wearing surrender monkey John Fing Kerry. It was posted so frequently to internet message boards that the phrase "jib jab" came to mean "this has already been posted 37 times you melvin asshat."

New thread: Great funny new video about the election!

Reply 1: Jib Jab

Reply 2 (By thread initiator): What is Jib Jab?

Reply 3: Jib Jab is Jib Jab you jib jab jib jabber! JIB JAB!

by Fugu January 11, 2005

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jimmy jabs

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

Most popular in Brooklyn 99

Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.

Most popular in Brooklyn 99

by Samโ€™s a pedo March 29, 2021


Jab-daddy

6 piece McNugget hold the nugget.

I pulled a jab-daddy in the game yesterday

by martin gravity March 8, 2022


Biden jab

The mandating of the covid 19 vaccination by the now president of the United States Joe Biden. He said he's lost patients with the American people.

Can you believe that people in the United States are loosing their jobs because they don't want the Biden jab. It doesn't matter to him that people have natural immunity, religious beliefs or a illness that their doctors tell them not to get the shot. History will show the blunders of Joe Biden and how he destroyed the U.S.A.

by jimmybomm November 14, 2021