Jay

He who buys houses. He is also likely to have a custom number plate.

A coworker he just met: /Jay. What are your hobbies?'
Jay: 'I buy houses'

Jay

Jay is a very loyal, cute, nice, overall good person, but is sometimes a goof and likes to mess around, usually cares for whoever he is with

Jay: hello:)
Person: hi Jay
Jay: I hope you have a good day

Jay

Shy-boy, like the bird, that brightens up your day when he is in the mood and raring to go. Reasonably rare in the UK and noisy but entertaining once they get going. A pleasure to hop around with.

Jay is here and ready to play

Jay

Jay is epitome of the dumbass character that does first in every movie. Think of Patrick star and multiply the dumbness by infinity. Absolute dumbass. El tonto

When Jay was told his IQ was abnormally low, he stood on a chair to raise it.

Jai

Extremely sexy man with 29" cock, large veins, good tip. Best three point shooter in the world. Made a game winner one time. Very nice pubic hairs, kind of curly but nice taste. Can pull any girl, has a record of 3-4. Best driver in the world, could participate in the NASCAR race. Fav position is the nithin where you eat the other person alive. Very tall, at least 6'. If adi comes up to him will absolutely fuck him up the a-hole. Good friends with stephen curry, once participated in a threesome with lebron james and stephen curry. Very funny, once made kevin hart pee his pants with laughter. Abseloute Mom killer.

I heard Jai fucked your mom.

Jai

The most cutest and hottest man in the world. I get hard every time I see him. He can handle basketballs good and other balls😫 too.

Random girl: Jai is soooooo cute!!!!!
Gurveer 😡: get off jais mine(kills her)

jay are

a fart

boyfriend: *sniffs* eugh! babe, did you just fucking queef?!

girlfriend: no sorry, that was just a nasty jay are