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Jason

Me, the very internet enlightened queen of ribs

Petunia: I heard that Jason has all his friends and familys bodys in his attic. Sexy !

by GumbiSlut500 May 1, 2020


Jason

A guy who Loves so hard the "strongest" people cant deal with him. Unintentionally Lucky. Very Patient. When angry.... Pyromaniac. Weirdo. Destroyer.

"What happened?"

"Jason was here and fucked everything up!"

"What did you do to him?"

-Silence

by hKJlagin497792 March 29, 2021


Jason

Jason is always wearing some dark colours that make him look edgy and rude but on the inside he is the complete opposite. Jason is kind and he’s always there for you when you’re feeling down, he helps you with your problems and tries to cheer you up because he hates seeing people sad, he’s very talented with the arts of music and painting. He has a dark sense of humour but a soft soul. Jasons are overall amazing people and if you ever meet one don’t let go easily 💗💗💗

oh there’s Jason!
Who’s Jason?
The most caring person Ive ever met

by XxemiliaxX January 16, 2019


Jason

Jason is a man that will PROBABLY break your heart. He's mean but adorable, he has the scruffy hair and short eyelashes. He's probably a black haired guy and is in one of the sport teams.

Jason is in the basketball team.

by killmedie November 29, 2019


Jason

Attractive guy who deserves a girl friend that will worship him.
Jasons are hilarious and loyal. Hard working is an understatement and highly intelligent. His ex will always be a whore.

I sucked Jason off last night, his dick is so huge, I gagged like a bitch.

by This is funnier October 13, 2019


Jason

Jason is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is smart and fun and has pretty eyes. He cares about his friends more than he cares about himself. He is often found trapped inside his head, thinking about all the "what ifs" instead of living in the moment. He often puts himself down but brings other people up. You are lucky if you meet Jason

Me: I love you Jason
Jason: Why?

by watch_me_dissolve_ May 28, 2019


Jason

Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

i hung out with Jason the other day<3

by Mdontworryboutit November 17, 2008

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