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javier buttsniffer

A sexual act were the male separates the womens ass checks and forcefully crams his nose all the way in and repeatedly blows his nose and shakes his head back and forth then repeats the same act with his tongue.

A fan of Matthew McConaughey.

Jaques: What did you do last night?

Susan: I gave your Mom a Javier Buttsniffer

by Tom Marker February 1, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Javier

The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.

- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"

by jorgetheke June 18, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


javier lim

A playboy who dates girls for max 3months and breaks their heart. Does not even have the guts to face a girl who is his GIRLFRIEND. A pussysquare pussy that does not dare to talk to in real life but through text.

person 1: "Have you seen javier lim"

person 2: " of course! he is running away from his girlfriend again

by Anonymous duckasour March 15, 2019


Javier Baรฉz

Chicago Cubs all-star shortstop from Puerto Rico. One of baseballs most entertaining players. Javier Baez is the Chicago Cubs version of the Chicago Blackhawks very own Patrick Kane. The man just flat out plays and makes things happen.

Did you see Javier Baรฉz go yard today? That ball still hasnโ€™t landed!

by Chi-town1988 October 17, 2019


Javier

Hispanic, 18 year old lesbian(usually) that enjoy soccer and video games. Very talented musician. great in bed, know for the best ass eater of all time. all her/his ex's chase but could not catch, very hard to keep but once kept better watch out, known for the greatest "playa" of all times

"Did you get Javier ?!"

"Naw, only thing she left was her dildo"

by Love Nigger passion June 17, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Javier and Alaiza

Javier and Alaiza will make a cute couple. Even though, they can act nervous around each other they will love each other for a very long time. Their friends will try to get them together but will fail several times. Then one of them will decide to build up some courage and talk to the other person. After that talk they will act like they were like any other couple.

Omg, did you see Javier and Alaiza, now they are hugging. I didn't know they were dating. (Marcos will get mad)

by Dizdude720 October 4, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Javier Sandoval

Pussy ass bitch ass cheating ass nigga unworthy ass ungrateful ass ugly ass jerk ass dumbass hipster ass pussy ass bitch

Javier Sandoval is a cheating bitch ass pussy ass mean ass nigga ass

by Pseudonym boi July 2, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž