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a heterosexual army who’s jungkook biased
“i heard she’s a het”
“yeah but she’s a jk het”
“wdym?”
“a het with taste”
Short form for "Just Kidding, United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Agents".
When you are typing something online, when you type something about something that was or is illegal, you follow it up by saying "jk feds". Since everyone knows the feds moniter everything on the net, you can cover your ass by "jk feds" when you say something illegal.
"I just sold that cat an 8-ball of bolivian flake....jk feds"
You cover your ass by telling the feds your joking, but really your not.
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An expression used to bluff taking back a negative or sarcastic remark by starting to say jk but adding lmnop on at the last minute so that u r only reciting the alphabet.
BF: I think we should break up
GF: What???
BF: Jk...lmnop
GF:U jerk!
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The crew that rolls hard, although people underestimate them due to the fact that they are called Jk (as in Just Kidding).
Person 1: Jon and Kelly are going to get the crew together because they are bad-ass.
Person 2: They arent a real crew they are Just Kidding
Person 1: That is what you think. Just wait until the Jk Crew rolls up.
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The most popular abbreviations used on the internet.
Girl: Wow, you are so ugly!
Guy: Ouch :(
Girl: lol jk !!
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The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
a 6th grader being really bitchy
6th graders in harrah is jk fucker