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jk het

a heterosexual army who’s jungkook biased

“i heard she’s a het
yeah but she’s a jk het”
wdym?”
“a het with taste”

by yejan February 10, 2020


jk feds

Short form for "Just Kidding, United States Federal Bureau of Investigation Agents".

When you are typing something online, when you type something about something that was or is illegal, you follow it up by saying "jk feds". Since everyone knows the feds moniter everything on the net, you can cover your ass by "jk feds" when you say something illegal.

"I just sold that cat an 8-ball of bolivian flake....jk feds"

You cover your ass by telling the feds your joking, but really your not.

by The insider you know September 19, 2011

4👍 1👎


jk...lmnop

An expression used to bluff taking back a negative or sarcastic remark by starting to say jk but adding lmnop on at the last minute so that u r only reciting the alphabet.

BF: I think we should break up
GF: What???
BF: Jk...lmnop
GF:U jerk!

by CobyColieCole May 15, 2009

14👍 9👎


Jk Crew

The crew that rolls hard, although people underestimate them due to the fact that they are called Jk (as in Just Kidding).

Person 1: Jon and Kelly are going to get the crew together because they are bad-ass.

Person 2: They arent a real crew they are Just Kidding

Person 1: That is what you think. Just wait until the Jk Crew rolls up.

by Hopdizzle KelKel March 25, 2010

8👍 6👎


lol jk

The most popular abbreviations used on the internet.

Girl: Wow, you are so ugly!
Guy: Ouch :(
Girl: lol jk !!

by Jesse J.,., June 20, 2008

63👍 103👎


Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

by fullmetal pharoh May 8, 2010


JK Rowlinged

When a white woman really f**ks up, then doubles down on her f**k up when given feedback

Karen really JK Rowlinged that one up.

by MC2Franx June 19, 2020