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Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back
Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week
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me: johnathan is not a murderer
my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
johnathan means the world to me , he’s my boyfriend for the rest of my life , i don’t care what we have to go thru together we are meant to be and we will be together until we die , i hope i can die with him :) i dont want him to die but that’s my wish is we die together! he’s the only boy i love the only boy i actually have loved , yes i might have liked people before or said i loved them but no , i never did . i only loved johnathan and only will love johnathan <3 he’s mi amor and i will never give up on him , can’t live without him he’s the reason i’m here :) i love you johnathan -ashley flores<3
ashley loves johnathan flores :)<3
Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
a super fine,sexy and smart black kid
bro look its a johnathan edens
The 5 year old famous brother of Micheal Le.
Yo who is Micheal Le’s brother? Oh yeah bro it’s Johnathan Le.
benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"