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Da Judge

A handgun manufactured by Taurus, It is a popular firearm. It fires .410 Shotshells as well as .45 Colt ammunition.

" Man i heard Tre got smoked in da face by da judge cuz!"

by Freenasty December 17, 2008


judge judy

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older woman; usually she's right, of course. Similar to this is judge joe brown, which is getting told off or schooled by an older man.

noun-to act like the TV judge; scolding, cranky, judgemental (I know judges should be judgemental, but she takes it too far). There is currently no noun form for judge joe brown, due to his less annoying style of juris prudence.

tommy: hey asshole! get off that car or you'll be judge judy'd by the principal!
timmy: hey asshole too! our principal is a dude!
tommy: in that case you'll get judge joe browned!!
tammy: hey assholes! why don't you both get the hell out of here? i'm sick of seeing you losers just hanging around and making noise and......(long rant here)....................!!!!
tommy: what a bitch!
timmy: no, she's a judge judy!!

by earpuller September 27, 2005

107๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Judge Judy

A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.

Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 9, 2008

53๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Judge Jules

Irritatingly upbeat personality, Beckham voiced U.K. superstar trance DJ, purveyor of "Huge Choonz". Like the essential mix should of been banished from the Radio 1 playlist in 1995.

Heard on the dance floor in Gatecrasher 1998 "doesn't matter how many pills I've eaten, Judge Jules isn't nudging my fudge"

by dre.dre November 26, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Judge Wapner

A Mushroom stamp variation where one walks up behind his wife who is watching TV, takes out his penis and thumps her on the head three times while shouting, "Court's in session... Order in the court!!!""

Extra style points awarded if you are wearing a black robe.

Because I hate watching Ghost Adventures, I snuck up on the wife and gave her the old Judge Wapner... she was not as amused as I.

by Jester3380439 March 19, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

by cringemcneil November 23, 2016

25๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speak To The Judge

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show

"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."

by Jordan1234567 December 11, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž