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A fairly new "cliche" they are completely ignorant fucktards, and mentioning anything against them will have you labeled a "hater" for life. Also do not know how "fucking magnets" work
"Fuckin magnets, how do they work?"
-Every juggalo ever
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Juggalos are <i>almost</i> people, just like prostitutes, strippers, or niggers.
Sub-human in look, intelligence, and hygiene, the juggalo finds itself at the absolute bottom rung of society, (having descended there by being rejected by every other social group in existence) with no apparent reason to exist other than to further pollute densely populated mobile home parks and to keep Hot Topic in business.
They coalesce into small incoherent and barely defined groups which could adequately be labeled as a "gang" if they could ever actually win a fight.
A juggalo could accurately be defined as a disease. Though not necessarily contagious, coming into direct contact with juggalos is hazardous to one's health and could result in a severe case of faggotry.
Juggalos are the mortal enemies of straight edge kids worldwide.
That juggalo is better off dead.
I got herpegonosyphalaids from touching a Juggalo.
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a little faggot ass pussy bitch who either is or was lonley in high school because of kids like me who picked on them so much that they colaberated with other lonely pussies. these kids cut for fun, smoke mad shwag and act xxxhardxcorexxx even though they arent. to tell you the truth my 11 year old brother could beat the shit out of mast of the juggalos i have met.
yo James. i saw this pussy ass juggalo at the mall today and i beat the shit out of him just for fun. then i raped his juggalette girl friend
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The largest international support system for loosers ever concieved by loosers. One can rest assure that anyone with said affiliation is a complete and total failure in any and all aspects of being a reasonable human being and life in general.
Juggalo: Yo I be down wit twiztid and da wicked clowns till I ded in da ground its all about da homies and gettin dat neddin na mean?
Perfectly normal valued tax payer and otherwise valued contribution to society:
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Peer-group with which Glenn Beck can and does most closely identify.
Joe: That Glenn Beck sure is a loud-mouthed, uninformed asshole.
Sally: Yeah, and he's a Juggalo too.
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juggalo (fucking homos) that think there all badass cuz they walk around with there little sisters make up on and try to fuck with little 5 year olds cuzs every1 else with beat the living fuck out of them the also think that ICP is music even thou we all no its just some fucking idiot that makes noise that sounds like shit that comes out of ur ass and they also say to fuck farm animals or some fat slut bitch that cost them $300 to try n fit there like inch worms in her fucking elephant pussy every1 considers them to b fags or pussies and wiggers
kevin was a juggalo and he got his ass beat because he tried to fuck up some 5 year old but was to much of a pussy and kevins mom fucked him in is ass every night with her fat strap on
all juggalos+death(in example droping a bomb on there house, popping a cap in there ass if u a jungle baby, sticking there hand in there ass and hitting them in the head with there anal toy AKA there hatchet, punching them in the fucking face, getting ur 5 year old brother or sister to fuck them up, or simply cut there head off with there hatchet) = a fucking better world with out all these clown faced flaming faggets
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Another term for a fucking retarded person, that shouldn't even be considered a human being. They are so fucked up from drinking to much "Faygo" (which is like a soda) that they have literally lost their minds, they worship the band ICP (Insane Clown Posse) and do whatever they say to do, many fucking retarded people (lets say juggalos) have killed people apparently because ICP says some random shit that has to do with killing, so they go out and kill people with hatchets. If you see someone wearing ICP clothing or "Hatchet-man" clothing, feel free, and don't hesitate to punch them in the jaw, breaking it, that should knock them right out.
Juggalo: Hey man have you heard the new ICP song? It makes me want to take my hatchet and just throw it into the next person that i see.
Normal Person: What? Are you fucking retarded? ICP is the worst band ever. how the fuck can you stand it?
Juggalo: Watch out, maybe next time I see you I will throw my hatchet into the back of your head!
Normal Person: Fuck you man, or whatever the hell you are!
*Punches juggalo in the face knocking out a couple teeth and making him go unconcious"
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