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When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!
Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!
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what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same
He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday
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When a male is about to cum the female places here flat palm on the top of his penis, rotating back and forth until all his fluids are squeezed out of him. Similar to an orange being juiced.
"Did you see McCormack come back last night?" "Yeah he must've got the juicer because he could barely walk."
The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.
Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?
When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.
Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.