Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.
I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.
Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.
My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves
‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’
A true hero, the leader of the friend group. he is the griddy master, the chosen one
I like People that are named Busty-_-Kale
A sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack
I need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.
$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!
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it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.
friend: hey careful man you might drop that
you: *drops it* oh kale penis
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When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.
"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.
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