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When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.
So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.
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The first of many karate fighters and what some say to be the first real one on one fighting game ever. A single player competes against a computer opponent using two joysticks to perform a variety of moves. The best two matches, out of three, wins. Karate Champ was made by Nihon Bussan/AV Japan and released in 1984.
Damn son, I just played that Karate Champ and lunge punched me an oxen in the face!
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Slow Karate doesn't go that fast.
Fucking hell, I love that song...
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When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.
He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.
A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.
Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!
tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.
after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.
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