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One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.
It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.
Someone who has no drugs to sell
That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it
when the blunt is canoeing but you still haven’t gotten ur lighter back
“The blunt is kayaking YALL , where tf is my lighter at?”
“Ayoooo why u hand me a kayak like that?”
kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself
A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"
Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?
Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.