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Basically, If you flushed Taylor Swifts head in a toilet full of glitter and vodka you'd end up with Ke$ha.
Her songs are extremly annoying, but catchy. Ke$ha's voice is most likely auto-tuned.
Person one: Ke$ha is awesome.
Person two: Hah...whatever floats your boat.
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The sorriest and saddest excuse the mainstream music industry has brought. This crackwhore appeals to teenybopper girls ages 10-16, with shit we are supposed to call her "music". She is a disgrace to even the POP music industry, which is bad enough as it is!
She got famous for her popular single "Tik Tok". Right off the bat, anyone with a brain stem can figure out that she at least failed the 1rst, 2nd, or 3rd grade. The lyrics are shitty. The voice is auto tuned. The fuckin' song doesn't make any muthafuckin' sense for crying out loud! It's one of the top downloaded songs on iTunes! How are people this fucking stupid?!
Most of her fans are closed minded and won't accept the fact that she's just an all-around bad artist.
Bottom Line: Ke$ha has ruined hope for mankind that good music will ever come out of the mainstream music industry ever again.
Teenybopper: "omgz leik hear diz song called tik tok by ke$ha...best song evar!!"
Me: "WTF is this shit? I listened to only 5 seconds of this and my ears started to bleed. I'd rather listen to heavy metal."
Teenybopper: "ur just jeluz!!"
Me: "That is just so repetitive. The least you could do is be creative with your arguments, if they even refute anything."
Teenybopper: "watevar!!"
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ke'ching·huh
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music-making song artist slutty, but not slutty enough to be "Her Majesty", Lady Gaga
Ke$ha feels like P Diddy this morning
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1. Nasty Caucasian bitch that sings about drinking and dancing all the damn time.
2. Vomit incarnate
3. The avatar of the celestial spirit of vomit
1. Ke$ha vomits tequila and glitter
2. "Wake up in the morning... with glltter on my face like I'm motherfuckin 2 years old" From Tik Tok by Ke$ha
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Yo homie, I went to that Ke$ha show last night and to my surprise I saw Ke$ha all over Mick Jagger!
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A cheesy pop singer that is famous for no good reason. She also has a really horrible voice.
Ke$ha fan: Have you heard that song Tik Tok? Its really amazing.
Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible.
Ke$ha fan: Fuck you! She is really talented!
Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing! Go listen to some real music!
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a whore who goes to night clubs and has sex with guys in the clubs (most likely bathrooms and seductively in a sitting area). She lets 12-14 year olds listen to her idiotic music, and then parents wonder why is my little 14 year old daughter starting to drink... well in most of her shit songs it says Bottle of Jack "Jack Daniels" and getting drunk and touching junk, shes a fail and I think if she was the last woman on earth I would fuck her shit up. Shes a bad influence to young girls and she needs to be shot. she is the cancer of partying and drinking and she needs to die. and ke$ha if you're reading this...... you're a complete and total dike.
guy 1: Dude my girlfriend won't stop going to party's and getting drunk and fucking a bunch of other dudes...
guy2: She was listening to ke$ha wasn't she...
guy1: Yes... how did you figure?
guy2: Drinking, Partying
guy1: Fucking ke$ha i'm going to rip open her chest and incinerate her heart.... that's if it doesn't have alcohol poisoning
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