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This is a long line of homosexual, bisexual, trisexual, and/or pansexual men who are "linked" together using the classic "dick-in-ass" method of connection. All of the men should be lying on their sides while performing this act, so the product actually looks like a kebab of gay men lying on a grill (hence the term "gay kebab"). However, it is also possible to do this while standing.
In order for this to truly look like an actual kebab, the final member of the group should have some sort of skin-toned phallic object (a dildo, for example) visibly sticking out of his ass. Think about it; wouldn't it look like a very long sex toy is penetrating a long line of gay men through their asses, just as how a long toothpick skewers a long line of food items in an edible kebab?
In order to add more originality to the kebab, the men taking part in the formation could try to distinguish themselves from one another. For example, the men can make different poses in order to appear as the different "ingredients" of a kebab. Also, an alternating pattern of Asian and Caucasian participants would surely add variety to this array of succulent hunks. Hell, you can even throw in the occasional hermaphrodite to really spice up the rack!
All in all, the purpose of doing this is to be creative and have fun.
NOTE: A similar formation, consisting of women wearing strap-ons in order to perform this act, is called a "Lez Kebab." Likewise, a mixture of men and women taking part in this arrangement is called an "Androgybab."
The boys and I decided to make gay kebabs during our mid-morning screw. We had Bobby, Jimmy, Charley, Lenny, and George season themselves with a multitude of spices and arrange themselves into a decadent skewer. Meanwhile, Bartolommeo, Giuseppe, Calogero, Leonardo, and Georgio bathed their entire bodies inside a tub with various marinades and created another simply divine platter. Both of them look so delicious that I ate them all up!
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The name of the NZ shooter's gun
The Mosque was attacked with a gun named the Kebab Remover
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Another name for a gay or lesbian person.
Used by Moe on "The Simpsons" new episode; Flaming Moe.
I don't know if I'm comfortable with these ... swish kebabs
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A range of sex acts involving two or more guys and one woman e.g.
1. Spitroast, where one guy fucks the bitch's cunt or ass while the other fucks her mouth.
2. Double penetration, where both guys slide their cocks into the bitch's cunt or ass at the same time.
3. Two up, where one guy fucks the bitch's cunt and the other fucks her ass.
Whatever method is used, the guys should aim to reach orgasm simultaneously. If they achieve this they high five each other as they cum over the bitch.
Willy and Johnny had a great night using Loretta, the town skank, in a bitch kebab.
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When a man puts circular foods (donut, bagel, pineapple, etc...) around his erect penis forming the appearance of a kebab. Then a partner consumes the food off of his shaft until it is all eaten.
Carol: "Hey Marissa, did you enjoy your Dirty Kebab last night?"
Marissa: "It was a delightful taste sensation"
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Noun : Donna Espiranto Santos's lady bits
"That Tom, Loves A Meaty "Donna Kebab"
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This is a slang term for the male genitalia and originated from a Chriscussion circa 2009.
I heard your mum ordered a Jazz Kebab last night and loved every inch of it
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