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When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.
Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.
She is the best person you will ever meet!!! She's got dark brown hair and CURLS FOR DAYZZZZZZ! Whenever you walk past her you will definitely want to go kiss her! She is amazing and stunning and has an amazing body! Her makeup is stunning but when she takes it off she looks the exact same because she is HOT!
Y/n: who is that over there!! She is stunning!
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT
When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.
Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
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hot ass bitch on tik tok.
woah, trinity keller is hot as fuck. zoe laverne can’t relate.
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To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.
Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.
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