kip kinkle

an angry dyslexic.

"I'LL MUCKING FURDER HIM!" - angry girl

"such a kip kinkle" - angry girl's friend

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Kip Syndrome

Kip Syndrome n. A person who falls in love online; develops serious romantic relationships with people they meet on the internet. Oraginating from the film Napoleon Dynamite.

"I love Amy so much I would marry her today!"
"Haha Kip Syndorme! Nevermind me go back to your beloved Lafawnda!"
"Lafawnda?"

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Swindy kip

The act of pretending to sleep in order to swindle your peers.

Wow he sure swindy kipped into a false sense of security.

combat kip

short nap usually taken before a night out before "battle commences" with the objective of having more energy later.

Steve: What time are we going out on the piss tonight?

Martin: I am Knackered so I am having a combat kip before we go.

kip-null

to 'pull' a kip-null

1) either by drinking, smoking alittle(or both) getting comfortable and falling into a coma-like sleep, leaving your self open to teaseing, mild abuse or chastiseation for your inapropriate actions

" ahh jimmi is a right kip-null, lets write on his head while he's out of it"

" that kip-null allways does this even after one drink"

Sloppy Kip

When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act

I got covered in sloppy kip last night while I was pegging this guy

Kip Winger

The lead singer of the late 80's glam metal band "Winger". He his arguably the most attractive man ever. He has the power to turn any man gay temporarily while he is in your sight.

"Yo, I was watchin' the video for 'Headed for a Heartbreak' and I saw Kip Winger. I turned gay for a second!"

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