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If u would find a Kirk you would be the luckiest woman alive,Kirk is the most sweetest, amazing, caring, loving and athletic person you will ever meet
You will be very lucky to find a Kirk
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Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie.
Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.
"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.
"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."
"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."
"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.
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The act of shitting your pants while at work or in public.
If I let this fart go I'm probably going to be kirking myself
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a man with a small man complex is kirk
look at that kirk...he thinks he is taller than everyone...but he is barley over 5 foot tall..lol
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1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.
Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.
Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.
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To take perfectly good data and make it unusable
Skelly I Kirked this data, looks like we are going to have to reload it
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Kirk is an extremely confident male figure, who will light up the room by just opening his mouth at Sanic speed. He likes being called b0ss and will forcefully made you give him da pussi and if you don't, he will guilt trip you by stating that he "hz a cansur"
His hobbies include hitting small children in the face with soiled linnen, smashing eggs with his penis, and sucking his pet bird named "Cock" off.
If you get lucky and happen to obtain a Kirk, never let him go. Trap him in a Pokeball if it's the only way to keep in in your heart.
"Damn what's he doing to that bird?"
"Oh he's just being Kirk."
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