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A big bitch and the biggest dick rider don't give a fuck about anybody but his fucking self
If you ever meet a kirk he will cause bad luck in your life and don't ever be in a relationship with a kirk the biggest mistake you will ever make!!
girl 1: I'm dating kirk now
girl 2: You couldn't he will break your heart
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a man with a small man complex is kirk
look at that kirk...he thinks he is taller than everyone...but he is barley over 5 foot tall..lol
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a douchebag that lives in Queens NY
kirk thinks he is hot shit but he has more chins then a chinese phone book
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1)The act of getting an individual extremely high and presuading them into purchasing items they dont need. Items purchased generally benefit the "Kirker."
2)The act of bullshiting beyond belief and or making empty promises to gain a free ride.
Dude, your fucking Kirking me right now.
-But you need this man? Honestly, what will you do without it?
God damn it, Alright. Lets get it.
Dude, come test drive this car with me, we'll test drive it together.
-Yeah man, ill drive because obviously you have no car.
Dude, uh, your gonna have to wait in his driveway while me and him test drive it.
-Fuck man. You fucking Kirked me.
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To take perfectly good data and make it unusable
Skelly I Kirked this data, looks like we are going to have to reload it
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Kirk is an extremely confident male figure, who will light up the room by just opening his mouth at Sanic speed. He likes being called b0ss and will forcefully made you give him da pussi and if you don't, he will guilt trip you by stating that he "hz a cansur"
His hobbies include hitting small children in the face with soiled linnen, smashing eggs with his penis, and sucking his pet bird named "Cock" off.
If you get lucky and happen to obtain a Kirk, never let him go. Trap him in a Pokeball if it's the only way to keep in in your heart.
"Damn what's he doing to that bird?"
"Oh he's just being Kirk."
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kirk is a girl .. who is my best friend .. but can sometimes get on my nerves .. but she`s awesome though !! oh and sometimes she has an orange face and orange hair !
"hi kirk your hair is looking fake today"
"KiRK HAS ORANGE HAiRR !!"
"i wanna stab kirk"
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