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Lamest Christmas gift one can give to another. Not even a pair, just one knitted sock!
What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!
Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.
I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...
when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater
Joe: Thank god its winter
The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.
Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!