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Kong Shlong

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017


Lanky Kong

The coolest Kong
Lanky is canonically dead according to the Donkey Kong country manga

He has no style, he’s really cool, this Kong is gonna watch you Juul - Lanky Kong is always watching

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kong bong

An immense bong that is so big that it warrants a comparison to the size of the ape King Kong.

Shit man that's a kong bong right there!

by Paul Littler August 4, 2010

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


King Kong

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop

by Spit Blood April 26, 2005

321πŸ‘ 205πŸ‘Ž


hong kong

home of the free-est market in the world, with little or none government interference with much on business. Also very high-tech, second to Japan. Many people born the 1950-60's were part of the rags-to-riches generation. Many people invested in the property market, as it made many many people rich. This is how many could afford to immigrate to other countries. The property market peaked at early 1998, and crashed, thanks to the new Chinese government. This left many people bankrupt and unable to leave. Under British rule, Hong Kong set the example for the world as government no other interference with its people except to keep the law. China signed a 99-year lease to Britian, and was forced to hand Hong Kong back to China on July 1. 1997.

Unfortunately, Hong Kong is very small and many land is reclaimed. Also went through a major change in infrastructure with the new airport built in 1998. However, pre-1998 the airport was located in the heart of Hong Kong and was known for its breathtaking landings beside high-rise skyscrapers. Many of the "rags-to-riches" generation left Hong Kong for North America (mostly Canada) mostly between 1989-1997 (between Tianmen Square and the handover). People in Hong Kong are EXTREMELY hard working, students are under tremendous pressure to do well, and that is the reason many came to Canada, for a better life and a less stressful school life. The skyline of Hong Kong changes each year, as more and more buildings are put up and the old ones are being demolished. Public transportation is VERY efficient with the MTR system. The Airport Express stands out of the already world-class system. One of the landmarks of Hong Kong is the Tsing Ma Bridge, the world-class airport, its famous Victoria Skyline and the Peak. Also, Disneyland Hong Kong will be built in Fall 2005, be sure to visit it!

Hong Kong is truly a world-class city, its people are all hard-workers, and it truly does not deserve to be builled by the Chinese government.

I miss Hong Kong very much you can't even see it on the map

Let's listen to Nas- the world is yours while we walk to yum cha.

by gwai l0 August 3, 2004

895πŸ‘ 628πŸ‘Ž


kinky kong

Kinky kong is the sexual brother of King Kong. This giant ape rapes humans for a living and likes getting it on with other animals such as goats, donkeys, and camels. This ape is wanted in 56 countries around the world. A $5.00 award has been placed on his name. If you are a hobo, you should be very cautious. This massive beast loves your type. Raping hobos is his middle name. Kinky Kong was last seen at Birdland.

Kinky kong climbed the building to rape Shane.

by 604 December 2, 2003

39πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Kong

A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.

Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.

It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.

Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.

Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.

Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.

Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.

Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.

Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!

by getinthevan November 18, 2007

371πŸ‘ 262πŸ‘Ž