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Animals are killed without pain killers, while completely consious, swinging by one ev, via only one permitted ceremonial slice. takes about 15 min.
"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"
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Hardass negro killa from straight out the YL bitch. He rolls deep with Rumble Bee, and both of them street race, street fight, and have brawls, all the mother effing time. He may be Jewish, but damn can he Own Noobs.
"The Kosher Krusher is coming, damn those Nazi bitches for pizzing him off!"
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You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.
Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.
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Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.
MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.
Wheel: Word.
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Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!
Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.
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The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.
http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html
So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.
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When your best friends do coke on your bathroom sink with your parents are home
Watery eyes and sniffy noses are the exact example of reverse kosher especially when your parents are home
Yo man wanna go do a reverse kosher upstairs in the bathroom
Yeah bro what do you think her parents are gonna say when they see your watery eyes and sniffy noses?
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