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The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"
Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!
"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"
Per kristian looks like a mailbox
Look there is per kristian, no wait it’s just a mailbox
The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
Kristian Jim is a humble person I know.
When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian