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When you're having sex with a girl, and some one yanks your balls, making you fart.
Her son gave me a Krystal Yank; I was fucking her doggy style, and her toddler sneaked into the room and yanked on my balls making me fart.
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meth in pill form
usually found blister wrapped
fun shit but dont take too much
"ice krystal, the new drug of the UK"
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When You Kidnap A police officer and use his taser to penetrate your asshole
Last week I pulled a dirty krystal. I should probably get out of here
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A girl who is fun to be with and funny as hell. This particular gal has the sexiest lips and hottest body. You'll find yourself smiling just looking at her.
I saw krystal Thomson yesterday and I'm still smiling. There's just somthing about her laugh that makes me want more.
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a stripper
krystal with a k do be getting it down
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A female dog aka a bitch. She likes dogs. Thsi one realllllllllly likes grammar. She also likes getting called a bitch or a hoe so feel free to call her that
If you meet Krystal Jeanne make sure to to call her that
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Two college frat guys on Halloween dress up as characters from the 80’s cartoon series ‘Rainbow Brite’ - you know, for a laugh - get a little bit too drunk off Natty Ice and cheap rot-gut vodka screwdrivers, start looking good to each other, figure “Hey, there aren’t any chicks around and he’s my buddy. So, why not?” and discover for one single night in their lives true freedom and happiness.
I will always fondly recall that one very special night that I had a “Dirty Krystal” with my Cambridge buddy Stewart. It was like a rainbow unveiled upon a golden canvas of Mammatus clouds - the rarest of the clouds. But enough about that childish nonsense. How’s your golf game, Kevin?
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