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crabs ladder

The small trail of pube-like hair that slithers up from a males (or females) pubes.
Up to the belly button.

I shaved off my Crabs Ladder last night!

by NicLauren'sole January 6, 2016

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Gash Ladder

The technique of buying girls drinks in order to get closer to the poon.

I used the gash ladder at maximum extension last night; 10 drinks got my clunge puncher wet

by hitman_heron July 22, 2009

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Ladder Rung

An additional phase of the infamous "Eiffel Tower" in which the female participant is physically elevated off the ground by both male participants erect penises only, while being penetrated from both ends to the fullest penetrational extent.

Sol: Carlos Pinto and Jackie Gomesci totally ladder runged that whore last night!
Dave: I heard it was the only successful Ladder Rung in history.

by Jackie Gomesci September 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ladder Monkey

1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.

Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome

by Your Ladder Daddy November 8, 2008

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white ladder

white bar-shaped pill of alprazolam (xanax) with horizontal scores, comprising four 2mg doses

I got my prescription for white ladders filled today so I'll be relaxing on the couch tonight instead of going out.

by bettyfreakinwhite August 11, 2009

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Ladder Theory

Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by โ€œNice Guysโ€ who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with themโ€ฆthen have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Hint: Woman donโ€™t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.

Direct quote from the male who invented this โ€œtheoryโ€:
โ€œBitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.โ€

Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

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Shoots and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some shoots and ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton wants sex Bradley March 12, 2009

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