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The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.
Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?
Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
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When a guy goes around and visits all of the women he has nailed one by one
I took a victory lap last week, it took all day
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When a collegiate student takes more than 4 years to graduate, each consecutive year after the 4th year is considered a to be a victory lap
Hey man, what year are you?
Second year senior, i'm on my victory lap.
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Solo re-entry into an eatery where one has recently completed a meal with their significant other under the ruse of using the bathroom; when in fact; the express purpose of re-entry is to circle back and ascertain the availability and contact information of a bartender, server, fellow patron or former partner for a discreet encounter.
Virile Vic:
"Hey, Honey, I guess those ice teas must've hit me a little too hard, I gotta use the men's room. Why don't you go and warm-up the car?"
Dumb Donna:
"Ok, but; you really oughta see a urologist, you are doing this all the time.
INSIDE:
Virile Vic: "Hey there, I have been wanting to talk to you all night; you see my sister, gets embarassed when I talk to hot women in front of her; poor thing; since her husband left her for some tramp; cheating men are such jackasses and so insensitive; so I came back to talk to under the guise of a piss lap; to spare her feelings. I just could not let an opportunity to find out if you are someone who would be appreciative of what I have to offer be missed.
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A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.
Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.
Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.
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1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward
"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"
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lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.
I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.
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