late night hookups

late night hookups: its when you want to 'hookup' or 'spit game' to a 'hoe' to get knowledge before its time to do the damn thing in the morning .

late night hookups are when - you 'holler' - another word you can use that means to call a person of similar interest to your domain for whatever it is that you are choosing to do with them, despite if your a kind sir or a pedophile of cultural influenza or just a normal guy. The main point is that you are contacting the person or individual of interest when it is after normal hours of daylight .

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Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

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Late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina

Let’s do some late night marshmellowing Karen

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late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

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late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

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late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

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late night tip

When a group of horny highschool boys (from an all boys school in Nashville, Tennessee) call up about 50 girls who all say no except 5 hoes, usually in the grade below, to agree to sneak over and get "wasted" in the rich boy's pool house.

"Dude, I think I got an STD from that late night tip last night with Mary."

or

(ON THE PHONE): "hey, we're gonna come get you on the late night tip at your house and take you back to john's, fuck you, then you can get a cab ride home"

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