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laundry meltdown

1. A catastrophic failure condition that exists when one needs to SCRAM or STOP the washer machine after the water spills out onto the floor from a lose drainage hose or other operational malfunction that causes its H2O content to breach the machine's containment vessel and thus spilling out onto the floor. An secondary condition known as China Syndrome can also become evident if the said washer machine is located on an upper floor of your house.
2. A rare condition of when a dryer can get into such a state when one eventually notices burn holes in their clothing upon removing them.

That idiot up on the 3rd floor must have had laundry meltdown last night because my bathroom and closet area looked like f*ing Niagra Falls, and the neighbor form down stairs who speaks Chinese came banging on my door screaming and yelling obscenities at me in two different languages! It was an absolute China Syndrome.

by Mr. Fuku Shima April 11, 2011


Fire Laundry

When you're walking down the street and smell the scent of laundry being done. If it smells so good that you actually stop to take in the scent, that's what you call that Fire Laundry. It smells so good, it's that Fire!!!!!!

I was walking my dog Sir-Farts-Alot and I got a scent of someone doing that Fire Laundry. It smelt so Great!!!!!

by Bags84550 August 20, 2021


laundry movie

Any short to feature length film that one can easily walk away from for a few minutes at a time and get the jist of the characteristics (i.e. characters, editing, angles, story).

Tricia had a night planned that must've been the envy of all her friends...last night before taxes; laundry movie and some wine... they'd have to be jealous.

by Snozzel July 11, 2008


Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).

"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"

by Momochki1 June 27, 2020


Gay Laundry

When you and your male friends all cum in each other’s socks and then wear them to jerk each other off.

It’s a common occurrence for the men in the United Nations to have some Gay Laundry.

by Zak Kirkup March 10, 2021


drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted

Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising

by von groovy March 9, 2019


Laundry Chute

Getting rid of a drunk girl by putting her in an elevator and pressing the lobby button.

Dude 1: Where is Brittany?
Dude 2: I'm pretty sure that Dale laundry chuted her.

Dude: Ugh, Patricia is being mad annoying. I'm gonna laundry chute that bitch.

by AlyB December 3, 2019