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a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.
Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!
Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!
Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
The act of engaging in Anal sex while reaching around and give them a good ole shave job in there pubic region.
Sad man: Man my wife wont shave her pussy
Happy man:Give her the old persian lawnmower
Sad man:time to get the bushhog
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The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.
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The act of performing vaginal sex on your partner while yanking a long string of anal beads from their rectum.
My partner and I tried a new sexual position last night called starting a lawnmower.
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(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.
I totaly need to Italian Lawnmower Gina, she needs it.
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