lemon

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala

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lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

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Lemons

An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.

Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.

"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"

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lemon

when somebody can not take a joke and react in a violent manner

"haha dannys ginger" "piss off man i merk you" "oooh bwoi y u getting so lemon"

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Lemon

A person in the company of a couple who feels out of place. Much like a gooseberry. Comes from the simple fact that everyone has a single lemon in their fruitbowl, which looks and feels out of place. (I may have made that last bit up)

I spent the evening with Beatrice and Archie last night and felt like a right lemon.

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lemon

An exceptionally butch and manly lesbian. Usually has a SOUR pussy.

Dude 1: Look at those 2 dykes!

Dude 2: Who? The fat bitches with spiky hair and camo shorts? What a pair of lemons!

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Lemon

1 a fruit
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover

-pass the lemon, I need to zest it.

-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.

-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....

-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =

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