A method of writing in which an insecure attention whore tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they're writing the letter when really they're just trying to draw attention to themselves.
"I'd send a closed letter, but I'm an attention whore so I'm sending an open letter. Fame through someone else, here I come!"
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A band who plays Warped Tour. Great, terrific screamo band.
The only good band at Warped this year was Letter Kills.
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A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.
It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.
"What does tahooghot mean?"
"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."
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to place a letter in a post-box, preferrably with the envelope already franked/stamped and addressed
"how am i gonna contact her?"
"post a letter"
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The rejection letters you get from a prospective job or college.
Yeah, I got another punt letter today. Iโll probably never get a job.
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In 1894 a girl named Mary went to the store. When she got there she was kidnapped and then raped to death by 9 men. Now if don't post it on to 5 other definitions, she will come to your room with glowing red eyes and kill you.
That my friend, is an example of a chain letter..
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A very annoying form of typing in which the individual will type in only Caps.
"HEY, WANT 2 GO 2 A PARTY TONITE?"
"no - you type in all capital letters. freak."
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