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open letter

A method of writing in which an insecure attention whore tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they're writing the letter when really they're just trying to draw attention to themselves.

"I'd send a closed letter, but I'm an attention whore so I'm sending an open letter. Fame through someone else, here I come!"

by SomeoneInformed October 16, 2013

36๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Letter Kills

A band who plays Warped Tour. Great, terrific screamo band.

The only good band at Warped this year was Letter Kills.

by Vertical Not Horizontal March 29, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Silent Letter

A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.

It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.

"What does tahooghot mean?"

"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."

by cold ice October 20, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


post a letter

to place a letter in a post-box, preferrably with the envelope already franked/stamped and addressed

"how am i gonna contact her?"

"post a letter"

by Starbrick April 15, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


punt letter

The rejection letters you get from a prospective job or college.

Yeah, I got another punt letter today. Iโ€™ll probably never get a job.

by Juleofdnile May 8, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chain Letter

In 1894 a girl named Mary went to the store. When she got there she was kidnapped and then raped to death by 9 men. Now if don't post it on to 5 other definitions, she will come to your room with glowing red eyes and kill you.

That my friend, is an example of a chain letter..

by All user names unavaliable June 9, 2007

60๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


capital letters

A very annoying form of typing in which the individual will type in only Caps.

"HEY, WANT 2 GO 2 A PARTY TONITE?"
"no - you type in all capital letters. freak."

by Britainy February 15, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž