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The most robot-like human you will ever meet with no human emotions what so ever. His actions are a mystery to us mere mortals.
Person 1: Whoa who invented that robot?
Person 2 (More knowledgeable): No that's not a robot, that's just Lewis
Lewi is a beast who is often smoking upon the devil's lettuce,top shagger,loves a blojob,absolute player,beast,add up his snap,
Hey who's that beast by there,
Oh that's lewi I'd love to give him a blowy.
A boy who is very short and thinks hes big.
That boy is a Lewis(chopsticks).
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Anyone who is named Lewis is a: Massive fucking british libtard. Probably has a cunt instead of a dick, he also has a gaming channel, obsessed with anime, and probably is emo.
*insert shitloads of anime porn*
"Ew fuck you Lewis."
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a hot tall guy with a peng tan, alluring dark eyes and an athletic build. He has the sweetest personality and makes a great boyfriend, he's also extremely clever and charming.
Lol jk;) he's pale, skinny and most likely to be an albino worm;)
'Hey did you see that white thing moving along the ground'
'Yeah bro! Looked like a Lewis to me!'
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Lewis is the sort of guy that had no direction in his life until he joined the navy. It was there he found his true calling, being a gimp for all the older boys. They would wisper sweet nothings in his ear and take mount him like a brave Knight of the realm mounts his noble stallion. Before he left the navy they told him not he embarrassed about his time there, but he had been able to have 5 different men in 5 different orifices at the same time and is not embarrassed at all. He is the captain of my heart, o' captain, my captain.
Anyone: Who's Lewis
Me: It's that gay sailor
Anyone: Oh that one yeah he tried to graft me
Me: Classic Lewis
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