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A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.
Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."
Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”
A "sport-ty" crossover. My wife wouldn't let me get the Is350 f-sport but I convince her to let me get the next best thing "I can put the kids in the back" she fell for it. It's the compromise that is not a compromise.
It's the I wannabe a sport car.
Lexus Rx500h F-Performace: the soccer dad dream car. The wannabe sport van.
A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.
Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.
A person yearning to be recognized as rich by others, yet is cheap and petty, resulting in compromised ostentatiousness. The “L” logo of the vehicle is widely considered to represent a loser driver.
My sister’s bf is such a Lexus man- He wanted to show he’s got money by getting a Mercedes, but was too cheap to pay for the options, so he got a Lexus for the freebies. Now we all know that he’s a cheap guy with money! What a Loser!
The first gen IS called the Toyota Altezza in japan, is piece of shit car that is owned by idiots who think they are rich and better than anyone and like to boast about the world’s blandest inline-6 engine the 2JZ. And known to modify this bland looking car with stupid bumbers and spoilers and these idiots like to play the worst music in the world aka gangster rap (especially Caribbean rap, a terrible music) in that car very loud. And boy those back seats in that car is awful.
Freightliners, transit buses and mini-vans are cooler than Lexus is3000
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