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A permit to say the N-Word without being clapped. Unlike the N-Word Pass, the N-Word License does expire, and will need to be refreshed. These can ONLY be administered by a BLACK person.
White guy: Sup, nigga.
Black guy: Hol the fuck up. What you say?
White guy: Don't worry, got the N-Word License.
Black guy: Lemme see dat...
Black guy: YO YA SHITS EXPIRED
White guy: ...Oh Shit.
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Chester road license - A term used by rural nova scotians, particularly in the valley region, to describe a fictional type of drivers license used by motor vehicle owners or operators who do not own a valid drivers license of any kind or currently have the license suspended and may or may not be intoxicated at the time of operation.
The term is believed to have originated in the late 1990's after an increase of traffic offenses occurring on the section of highway 14 connecting Windsor, Hants County, and Chester, Lunenburg County.
Chester road license
- "I have the right to travel sir, this is my automobile. This is not a motor vehicle, its private property."
- "Tow the car. I don't give a fuck. You can't take my Chester road license."
- "Yeah just let me get the stereo, and I'll grab the battery right quick too for the next one. Alright thanks guys see you next time."
- "Everyone has a Chester rd. License. Its part of who you are, its in your soul and I don't care how much you have to drink You can't suspend a mans soul."
The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license
"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"
Another way to say someone is a lesbian
Alonzo: Does she have a lick her license?
Jake: What?
Alonzo: A Lick-Her-License, is she a dyke, a lesbian?
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Quoted by Denzel Washington in Training Day. Another term for a lesbian.
"lickher license?"
"What?"
"A lick-her license was she a dyke, a lesbian?"
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A tattoo found on the small of a woman's back. Most commonly found among women in California, hence the name. Also known as bitch tat. It is often speculated that women with such tattoos may be undersexed nymphomaniacs or flat-out sluts.
Yo, I can see that chick's California license plate sticking out from her low-rise jeans
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(n)-The type of language used on license plates in which some words may be shortened in order to fit to correctly display the message the owner of the car may be trying to get across.
''WHTSUP''
''FRDAY13''
-Hey, what does that say?
''ILVYOU2''
-What?
''It says I love you two. It's license plate language.''
-Oh
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