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Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)

He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

by Hot Meemaw May 18, 2020

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat me like a clock ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock ๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ?

Best pickup line ever in the smp

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

by Big beans the jeans January 27, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Draw me like one of your french girls

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011

552๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

by nalyeeze August 17, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life March 28, 2018