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fruity drinks, the ones that people who don't like beer or other hard liquors
those girls are tryna fit in with their pussy liquor
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A wonderful place that sells great liquor like Jack Daniels for instance. I used to live in a liquor store and would steal the sacred booze, but then I had too much Old Grandad and went streaking past the manager with a bottle in hand, a 3 ply roll of toilet paper wedged firmly in my anus with some flying out behind, "Spank it" written on my chest with sidewalk chalk, my hair in a Mr. T mohawk, and then I puked and slipped in it, and was pummelled viciously by a group of bikers. Then they discovered my home underneath the bathroom floor. Now I'm poor and live in a dumpster outside the liquor store, drinking the few drops of alchol filled goodness left in the emptys. Please, if you smell a fishy, rotting apples smell near a liquor store, pass me some. I'm so lonely....and sober.....
Normal people will go to Liquor Stores to buy hard booze (80 proof and up) and then will usually be sissys and drink it with a cola beverage. Drink it straight!
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now.................................... heeheehee(hiccup).....passs meee anotha 'un billy bob!
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Bascially any orange or grape flavored soda drunk in place of actual alcohol. Usually drank in amounts to give the person a sugar rush, which to a poor nigger is as good as getting drunk.
The customer on Oak St. ordered two pizzas and a 2-liter of Fanta Nigger Liquor.
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A woman who is a fat ugly slut that drinks excessively.
I would rather insert a small glass tube into my urethra and smash my dick with a tack hammer, than talk to that liquor pig over there
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When a person does stupid things, later making excuses that it was the alcohol, that made him/her do so.
A: ''Dude, it wasn't me, i didn't pee on that car!''
B: '''Yeah, blame it on the liquor...''
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Someone who uses a mo-ped / gas scooter to get around after a DUI
Did you see alex on his liquor slicker driving around ocean view?
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The title of any alcohalic beverage that enables you to approach and conversate with people more freely.
John had liquor courage the way he was talking to that girl.
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