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A lone shark is a person who will make you a lone but charge you a high amount on intrest, and if you cant pay then you better run. A lone shark is often a banker.
Man 1: I cant pay up on that loan you gave me.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.
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A small loan usually starts off at $1 million. Small loans sometimes are given to washed up managers, and generally memed politicians.
"It was hard for me, it was hard, I grew up in Brooklyn. Y'know, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars..." Donald Trump
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A group who loans out large sums of money with a huge amount of interest slapped on it; usually run by a mafia faction. If and when the recipient doesn't pay up, they proceed to kill or maim him/his family.
The loan shark cut my balls off.
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Borrowing money to be paid back in broken body parts.
Harry the Hook broke my arm cause I didn't have his $5000
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A person who lends money at high interest rates, or interest calcualted on a daily or weekly basis, with the threat of physical violence being used on failure to repay the loan.
A:"Is it fair to get a loan at 25% interest?"
B:"Fair to the loan shark you're borrowing from, maybe. . . "
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One who loans money to others, usually charging a high amount of interest and enforcing payment with physical force.
Damn, if I don't pay back that 50G's to the loan shark, I'm finna get fucked up real soon!
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I great guy who gets screwed by jackass customers over 500 dollar fees, which he gets half of in commision and no base salary. Real estate Agents hate them. See Real Estate Agents for complete rant about how much peices of crap they are.
I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.
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