Lorenzo Afable is a famous viner who randomly FaceTimes his fans. Usually of opposite gender and like video games.
Woah, Lorenzo Afable FaceTimed me last night!
Lorenzo treebusher is a nick name used and a uesernam on most social Media and has a YouTube channel
Media: please type in a uesernam
Person: Lorenzo treebusher
Baller status, professional among all standards, means business, and doesn't dick around. Often considered a divine interventionist. One of these only comes once an aeon (1,000,000,000 years).
One day a new Lorenzo Marrone will rise again from the mist.
The fattest italian that you will ever meet. He is straight up round. A few fun facts about him:
-He can't be trusted to fly or drive anything. Put him behind the wheel and you'll be sorry.
-He has a hard time being healthy. He dies a lot in video games and eats a lot of pizza.
-He will never get tired of pizza. He has been known to eat only pizza for weeks in a row.
-He's fat, and I mean really fat.
He isn't a virgin miraculously.
I saw someone fat and stupid on the street. I wonder if it was Lorenzo Cozzi.
Half a cup of blackberry Wild Vines. A quarter-and a half cup Jaegermester. Top of with some premium original flavored Nyquil.
-garnish with skelaxin muscle relaxer(or Skelator as we call them)
Wicked dismal New Gothmo style
Yo buddy lets dip inta some of lorenzo's oil and dance with skelator.
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MR. HARD
Accepted From all woman around the world
Also called βBIGDICKβ
βGian lorenzo is fucking meβ
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NOT a ghetto! It is a place that is near Oakland but dose not mean it is Oakland! You can NOT hear gun shots at night either. It has 3 high schools, 2 middle schools, 1 catholic school and 5 public elementary schools. It is very small and his home to around 2,500 people. There is no mayor and is part of the Alameda County Department. It is in the 510 area but that dose not mean the residents walk around with there pants at their ankles with guns in their pockets. It is a well kept city.
I am from San Lorenzo... not Oakland
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