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Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."
"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."
Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.
Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.
just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!
The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.
The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.
when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed
did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage
When you're plowing a girl in the ass, and you then proceed to stick your balls in her pussy.
Dude, I totally brought some carryon luggage last night with that girl from the party.