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A non-existent force of nature omitted by comfortable mattresses, making you unable to get out of the bed.
"Aw man, it's 6:30. Better get up for work. Oh no! The accursed bed magnet has been activated!"
*falls back asleep*
You know your a business magnet when you have an electric car company, space company, and fucking robot human company.
Quit being such a faggot.
Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.
Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.
People, YouTubers, Live Streamers, or other Social Media that attract children.
Dude1: Bro I hate that "Child Magnet" Logan Paul!
Dude2: Me too bro, Me too.
Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.
Better be ready to work. So and SO will be here shortly and they are a real crap Shit Magnet.
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A person who attracts other people's penises
When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something
**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**
Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"
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1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid
2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.
The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
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