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The best man but it’s a female instead
I’m gonna make Emma my best maid
A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.
"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes
It's when a guy sprays his jizz onto a girl's face through a strainer.
After visiting Niagra Falls, Bob gave Jill a maid of the mist for the full experience.
A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.
Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.
A maid dress is something you put on and usually anime waitresses wear. Except People use it to be sexy😳.
Random guy : Wanna get a maid dress? I think you’ll look cute.
Random girl : isn’t that the thing lots of people think they look sexy in or wear it just because you’re lonely on tinder? Yeah no, and I’m not looking for a boyfriend I’m looking for an ANIME boyfriend idiot! If it’s not because you look at underage girls in a maid dress and you wanna sexually look at me then no I’m not gonna be a waitress.
A maid dress is defined as something you wear
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A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.
I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.
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Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson
My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock
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