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Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever
I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor
A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
Person 1: Did you hear from Malte?
Person 2: Malte? That blonde German?
Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
Cody: Oh wow that guy is german!
Mody: Is he a Malte?
Cody: PROBABLY
Malte ist ein dummer spast lol
Malte ist immernoch ein dummer spast lol
Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.
Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock
Malte is a guy with a large penis.
He is a real girlmagnet.
His Body and his Hairs are perfect 😍
A real perfect-guy
Girls: Do u know Malte? With that dreambody and his cute look?