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When you grow bald fat and ugly in the time span of 6 months
Have you seen John lately? Dude totally pulling a Marcel.
A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.
He is slow ass mother fucker, who everyone dislikes. When you meet someone. RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Boy: Oh fuck there is a Marcel in my class.
Dad: Welp, you are screwed
The kid livin the batman life, with his McDonalds hairline he'll cheat on anyone with a big mac. This kid has a gap in his teeth so large, its the gap between his IQ and your IQ. He runs like a stiff twig and plays like a thug that has ears smaller than his _____.
a stinky little boy that plays with nerf guns and only listens to rap
he also is addicted to roblox shooter games and valorant and is a life form of woman repellent
average middle school boy who likes titties and ass and talking loud
marcel is poopy
Cooler than a febreeze ad, men want to be him women want to be with him and his penis resembles a 2 foot banana laying on its side... He can fuck aroumd corners
Marcel fucked a bish from round the block
Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.
Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!