Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.

MMMMmMmmMMmMmMM MYpEePEeHarD bECaUse Muscle Marge MMMmmMmMMmMmmMMmmMmM

Marg Bar SpongeBob

Literally means "death to SpongeBob" in Persian but is commonly used with the Squidward "Lip Status: Packed" meme by American good ol' boys to indicate frustration with insane tobacco-hating liberals forcing their will on America and "reconstructing" conservative values.

Crazy Liberal: We need to protest in the streets for higher taxes on the rich so that the gov't can provide free healthcare to homosexual, black puppies!

Normal Guy: Marg bar SpongeBob

Crazy Liberal: Wow, a foreign language! How progressive!

Moto-Marg

A high-test tequila margarita infused with a potent THC Tincture (Alcohol or Glycerine based). Packs a punch, but maintains THC mellowness w/o overbearing agressive nature of tequila.

Derived Origin:
Moto- Mexican slang for Marijuana
Marg- Traditional Mexican Beverage

2 parts Tequilla
1 part Orange Liquor (Cointreau, Grand-Ma, Citronage, Tripple Sec, ect.)
1 part fresh squeezed lime (sugar?)
? part THC Tincture (based on potency...Less can always be more)

Optional Ingredients (select 1-2)
Splash Simple Syrup
Splash Orange Juice
Splash (Hefeweizen, Blonde or similar unfiltered beer)

This Moto-Marg totally ripped my dome, but i gotta go hit the head and drain the main vein.