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Maria

Maria is the most enchanting, righteous, powerful individual you will ever lay your eyes upon. She is the one and only person who is worthy of possessing worshippers. In fact each and every person on this planet shall be punished for not doing so.

Hey look at that godly being over there! It must be Maria!!!

by Maria’s worshipper September 2, 2021

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Maria

It's actually a sweet latin name, but sometimes been used as a slang for marijuana.

In the song Travis Scott - Maria I'm Drunk he quotes " lookin' for Maria " which is mean marijuana/weed. Not a latin girl alright!

--- SOME DRUG DEALIN' SCENES ---
Saramhe : Hey you good some goodies ?
Drug dealer: What do you lookin' for brodie ?
Saramhe : I'm looking for Maria.
Drug Dealer : Alright here you go, give me the money now moves! fast!
Saramhe: Understandable, have a great day!

by Leonardo da Vinci II December 28, 2022


Maria

An amazing girl, that's too good for this world. She's faithful to her friends/boyfriends and will do anything for them.

Boy #1: She's so beautiful
Boy #2: Ikr, her name's Maria

by Rqtti December 7, 2019


Maria

A girl who is naturally more amazing than any other girl. She can give the most masculine of men butterflies, and doesn't even have to try. The stars in her eyes could light up the sky, and put the sun to shame. A girl who is so beautiful that words don't seem fit do describe it.

Maria is by far the best thing that has ever happened to me.

by Greggykins September 23, 2012

2151👍 724👎


Maria

Maria is a one of a kind, she finds a way to make u smile everyday, there is never a moment without laughter when your with her. Maria is practically flawless but even with those few flaws you’ll fall even more for her. She’s so caring and supportive and a rock for you when you need it. She is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever see and won’t ever forget her. When your not with her you can’t wait till you see her next, she is addicting. Yet she doesn’t know it and you will try everything to convince her but she can’t understand her own beauty.

Me: Who da best
(Maria): I’m da best

by Colin DaBin November 25, 2019

11👍 2👎


Maria

Maria is usually a hispanic girl. She is a dreamer, and she is very passionate. Although, sometimes she can be really lazy and carefree.Marias are shy in the beginning, but once you open up to them, they will love to open up to you! Marias are very strong about their opinions, and they cant stand it if you dont listen to their side of the story.
Most of the time, Marias are amazing at drawing. Marias love to laugh, crack jokes, and have fun, enjoy life
How to make friends with a Maria: When you first meet her, talk about your intrests and hobbies, this will help you allot. Let her express her opinions, and express yours al well. DO NOT GET ANGRY OR FRUSTRATED IF SHE DOSENT AGREE WITH SOME OF YOUR OPINIONS, OR MIND YOU, THIS IS A 1 WAY TICKET TO MARIA'S BAD SIDE! After she likes you enough, just keep discussing things with her, Marias love new conversations! Bonus: Add her on Facebook and share songs with her. She'll like that.
Additional Info: Marias have a slight temper against the following people: Jerks, Bullies, Snobs, Hypocrites, Cry-Babies, and annoying people.

I had the most engaging conversation of my life with Maria.

by Personalityologist. July 7, 2011

628👍 210👎


Maria

The lord of memes

The best fucking meme dealer around

Dabs like a boss

Oh shit that persons such a Maria

by Smol mishka November 27, 2018

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