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A band that used to be good before the 2010s
Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)
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When it comes to toxic people, being maroon flagged is worse than being red flagged. A much more sinister color of flag, where as a red flag could be referring to suspicious or toxic behavior, a maroon flag can indicate criminal or downright disturbing behavior.
Kacey got busted for smuggling drugs into the country. That's a major maroon flag right there.
Being in prison means being maroon flagged by other people.
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A homosexual rapper from the Waltham St Lawrence area of Berkshire. Beginning his career in the late 1990s, Big Maroon released the now-legendary EPs "Marooned in Men" and "Bigger then Mohammed" before using his tri-county notoriety to embark on a short-lived stint in London's west-end. The Andrew Lloyd-Wanker musicals "Aspects of Lust" and "Joseph and his amazing technicolour television" were lauded by critics as "the most exciting evidence yet that man has spawned a half-ape half-human creature that can dance and sing, albeit while dislocating improper joints and dribbling a bit". Big Maroon returned to rapping in 2005 with the entirely forgettable 5-track EP "Maroon Five". The demo was seen as an effort to get back on track and secure a major-label album deal, but hope was understandably quashed when EMI, BMG, Sony and Time-Warner all held a joint press-conference specifically to laugh at it.
He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus"
kid 1: Hey have you got that new Big Maroon CD?
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool
kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit?
kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers
kid 1: I thought it was alright?
*kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion*
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A maroon-colored-hair is an EXTREAMLY HOT girl with a nice ass, soft lips, and of course maroon colored hairs!
Remember: uniquly loved by m0uz. All maroon-colored-hair girls are reserved for m0uz.
This girl has maroon-colored-hair
means
This girl is hotter than Anna Kornikova, Jeniffer Lopez, Britney Spears, Shakira, Miss Universe and all hot women together.
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what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"
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You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨
A group of idiots. No one else gets their humor besides themselves. Will be friends forever because everyone else is pretty annoying. You’re probably jealous of our friendship.
“Look it’s maroon 4, they are always fucking together”