Married By Facebook

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.

That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded

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Bloody Marry

When a guy/girl eats out a girl during her period.

Honey not tonight im on my period, thats alright i didn't drink tonight and im craving a Bloody Marry.

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marry the ketchups

1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie

7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge

9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death

"Sure mom I can marry the ketchups. . ."

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marry me

The breast size between "damn" and "noooo way those are real", typically about 34DD. Involuntarily spoken by impressed men.

Dave stepped into the elevator next to a hottie with an amazing rack. "Marry me" he said involuntarily.

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marry poppins

Marry Poppins, the greatest movie of all time. 40th Year Anniversary DVD is now out, go get it!

Have you ever seen Marry Poppins..............on weed?

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married man

A married man is a term used to describe any person in an exclusive relationship (male or female)

Note: The person does not have to actually be married or a man. Just a person in an exclusive relationship.

P: Alyssa! You homewrecker! He was a married man!

A: no he wasn't! He just had a girlfriend!

P: Thats a married man!

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marry n'uncle

A random comment offered by stereotypical Shakespearian jesters. In modern times, the statement can be used in a similar fashion by someone playing the social role of jester.

Last night, I was at this party like - marry n'uncle - erm, what was I saying? I was at this party like...

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