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An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.
While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!
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To be at an extreme state of intense hunger. Derived from Starvin' Marvin, the famished little african boy from the TV show South Park.
Man... I'm marvin hardcore from some food right now... I'm about to go look through the trash.
Thank god for this cheezeburger! I'm MARVIN!
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U.K. slang for a drug combination of Ecstasy (MDMA) and Ketamine. Known in Australia as EK1.
He's not alone in the K-Hole, he's with Marvin K.
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someone who i invented because everyone doesn’t even understand me and he actually does. <3
appearance/description: a little tall, short blonde hair, striped white and red shirt, rip jeans, lab coat (sometimes), green eyes, nice sometimes, 17 years old lol.
girl: go die nobody likes you, LOL!
me: someone does.
girl: who?
me: marvin mioda <3
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Covertly covering up the act of sex when someone calls you.
Friend A: Telephone "Hey man what are you up to?"
Friend B: "Uh, 'Marvin Gaye' is over so ill tell you about it later."
Friend A: "You better listen to 'Marvin Gaye' until your dick hurts"
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To freeze a shit and to bang a woman with it.
"Damn, Bill froze up a batch of terds to make frozen marvins.
Looks like him and linda are going to be gettin nasty. Gross!"
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A Colorado man born in 1951 who started a repair shop business in 1992. It went well until 2001, when the town officials decided to build a concrete plant right in front of his shop despite his protests, effectively destroying his business as a whole. After two years of trying (and failing) to get people to hear his side of the story, he was driven to rage -- and eventually, revenge.
A year later, Heemeyer took a bulldozer and began modifying it; he placed thick armor on it, rigged a couple of guns inside of it, a bit of AC so he wouldn't overheat; it eventually became known as the "Killdozer." After roughly eighteen months, his work was complete, and his plan for revenge was in full swing.
On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer got in the bulldozer and went on a rampage through town, driving through several buildings, including (but not limited to) the town hall, the mayor's house, and of course, the concrete plant that started the whole mess. Police eventually intervened -- but unfortunately, it's not easy to stop a heavily-armored bulldozer, as they soon discovered -- especially when the man in the bulldozer is trying to shoot you.
His rampage lasted for more than two hours, until his bulldozer was immobilized due to various damages. Knowing that he was completely screwed now, Heemeyer shot himself. Shortly after that, they discovered a note where he said, "I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable...Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.
The public's view of Marvin Heemeyer was...mixed, to say the least; some of his supporters argued that he didn't intend to kill anyone (and he didn't, for the record), and that what he did was a perfect example of "Paying evil unto evil."
Some of his detractors argue that he very nearly killed several people, and willfully shot at the officers who tried to stop him. "He who fights monsters must be careful, lest he himself become a monster" comes to mind.
The event was ultimately overshadowed by the death of Ronald Reagan the following day, but it still left a lasting impression on the people it affected.